step off bitches, I am the niiiiight!
(Source: musaranas-de-mariateresa, via thekindthorn)
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”
(via professorsugoi)
This is what happens when you morph Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and Loki together
um
oh shit
omg
I think I need some water
I’m feeling faint.
Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.
I saved this to my computer, and it never fails to cheer me up. :)
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via witchyways)
Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
My butt. :c
The back of my arm O_o
My ankle xD I must have been in Call of Duty!
